Jekkalon ϟ

metallikato:

_{I see a little silhouetto of a man}

Scara^MOUCHE scara^MOUCHE

Will you do the fan^dango?

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Me!

^Galileo,_Galileo

^Galileo,_Galileo

Galileo, Figaro

magnificoo^oooooo_ooo~

(Source: didyouknowgaming)

mychemicalnachos:

when the character in the book/fanfiction you are reading does something really embarrassing and you suffer secondhand embarrassment and you just have to stare at the ceiling and whisper you are an idiot why would you do that oh my god

(Source: ieroglyphics)

frivolouswhim:

such a favorite omg

Miracles Happen by Myra

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fuckyeahdisneysongs:

Miracles Happen (Myra) - The Princess Diaires

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unicornachos:

freemanrage:

shainecomeback:

pegasustears:

internetpope:

WHAT

dyfyfglerabvlnnjfssaHNJ

Iv’e learned not to question anymore…..

…I see.

YOU KNOW ON TUMBLR WHEN PEOPLE HAVE WATCHED SOMETHING FUNNY AND THEY SAY THAT THEY ARE CRYING BUT THEY’RE PROBABLY NOT ACTUALLY CRYING AND IT’S FOR DRAMATIC EFFECT?
THIS IS NOT ONE OF THOSE TIMES. THERE ARE TEARS IN MY EYES AND MY CHEST HURTS.

(Source: fandom-calling)

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peetaslongbun:

Just press play and watch the gif.

- math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie

- history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs

- literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"

- Physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.

- Doctor: Are you sexually active?

- Me: Ha

- Me: Hahahaha

- Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

- Me: HAHA THAT'S A GOOD ONE.

- Me: OH MY GOD WHAT IS AIR

- Me: JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL OH MY GOD

- Me: FORGET THAT, JESUS TAKE THE WHOLE GOD DAMN CAR

- Me: Hahaha

- Me: Haaa....

- Me: Whooooooo, that was a good one.

- Me: No, no I am not.